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It’s Time to Get Naked

Imagine a person you like shows up and invites you out. 😏😏😏 After the initial excitement fades, you get ready. What will you wear⁉️ Guys don’t forgot your haircut and ladies some fresh styling is in order. Being anything less than presentable isn’t acceptable. So we’ve gotten the outer part Read more…

By the smoking prophet, 10 years ago

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🚫🪰 N O • F L Y • Z O N E 🚫🪰 
It smells awful…But it works. 😷🥴
✅ Now to find the right spot 
✔️ Close enough to the chicken coop to attract the flies 
❌ But far enough from our garden guests so they don’t catch the funk 😵‍💫 For rea
📍 North Carolina
ANEMONE PLANTING 🌸🧤
I saw Anemone De Caen Mr Fokker online and thought, I’ve got to try growing those. So I did. 😆
Here’s how I planted mine ⬇️
1️⃣ Presoaked the bulbs for 4 hours. 
Swapped in fresh, room-temp water every hour 💧
2️⃣ Planted them 2–3 inches deep. 
Gave them space — about 6 inches apart ↔️
3️⃣ Waited and waited and waited some more...
And when they bloomed, it felt worth the wait! 
The cherry on top?!
💐 It’s giving long-lasting blooms + a long vase life.
📍 North Carolina 
#GardeningThreads 
#thesmokingprophet
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